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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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β€œStop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Just landed via Messenger:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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