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Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Going viral on Facebook:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Trending via X:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Seen just now on Discord:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Trending via Threads:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Trending via X:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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19 shares on Facebook this month:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

62 shares on X this month:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t study, get slutty!

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

What are cats even trying to do?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Spotted on X:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Going viral on X:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Just landed via Reddit:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Making waves on Telegram:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Spotted on Instagram:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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