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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗
37 Funny bird quotes
“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.
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I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅
Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.
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Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔
I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.
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Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂
It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.
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Those chipmunks always know how to live it up! I hope they saved some sunscreen for the squirrels! 😎🛁🍹🦉
I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.
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Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
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"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"
My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
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"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
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"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"