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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄
39 Funny birth quotes
The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.
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"Oops, I think I just scrolled back to the dinosaur era. 🦖🗓️ #Vintage"
Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
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"Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"
Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.
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"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"
When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.
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Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!
My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.
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"When did my birth year graduate from the kiddie pool to the deep end of the scroll list? 🚼➡️📜😅"
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.
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🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts
Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.
My first mistake of my life was my birth.
