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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Spotted on Slack:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Seen just now on Slack:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Going bananas on Reddit:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Funny boxing quotes

Funny boxing quotes pack a serious punch of laughter 🥊😂, blending wit and grit in the ring of humor! Whether you’re a boxing fan or just love clever comebacks, these gems will have you ducking and weaving through chuckles 🤣👊. Ready to jab at boredom and knock out those dull moments? Let’s dive into the funniest one-liners that prove boxing isn’t just about fists—it’s about fun too! 🎉🥇

New funny boxing quotes 👇

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

3 weeks ago

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

3 weeks ago

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

3 weeks ago

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

4 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Spreading quickly via X:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Trending via YouTube:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Spotted on Threads:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Making waves on X:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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