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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Breaking via Telegram:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Just shared via WeChat:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Making waves on Pinterest:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Just landed via Facebook:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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