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So many true crime podcasts are just like β€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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No, I’m not β€œdating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Reported on Discord:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Why’s it always β€œNYC smells like pee” and never β€œmy pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Reported on Facebook:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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