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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Spotted on Discord:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Spotted on Reddit:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Just shared via TikTok:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Making waves on Reddit:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

97 shares on Slack this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Going viral on TikTok:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Freshly posted on Slack:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Going bananas on TikTok:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Just landed via WeChat:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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