50 funny cake quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

May 21, 2026

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

May 21, 2026

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

May 21, 2026

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

May 20, 2026

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

May 20, 2026

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

May 20, 2026

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

May 19, 2026

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

May 19, 2026

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

May 19, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

May 19, 2026