Commentary:
"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
166 Funny cat quotes
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Commentary:
"🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"
Babe, would it kill you to meow back?
Commentary:
"Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"
Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.
Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.
Commentary:
"When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"
Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.
Commentary:
"When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"