16 Funny caution quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

  Commentary:
  "Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

  Commentary:
  "Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

  Commentary:
  "Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

  Commentary:
  "Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉"

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