Commentary:
Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠
64 Funny cold quotes
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂
The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.
Commentary:
He’s off to a warmer place, where the only chill comes from the ice in his tropical drink! 🌴🍹❄️
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
Commentary:
Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
Commentary:
Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.
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Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.
Commentary:
Winter's coming and my iron levels are already packing their bags! 🧥❄️🥶
The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.
Commentary:
Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊♂️❄️😂
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.
Commentary:
"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"