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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Live now on Twitch:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Going viral on Facebook:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Funny conclusions quotes bring a hilarious twist to wrapping things up 🎉😂 Whether you’re ending a speech, an essay, or just a story, these witty lines add that perfect punchline 💥✍️ Ready to leave your audience laughing and thinking? Dive into a world where goodbyes are anything but boring! 🎭🔥

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Share →: Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Why stop the rollercoaster just when it gets fun? 🎢✍️
3 days ago
Share →: I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Coming to conclusions is my cardio! 🤔🏃‍♂️💡
3 months ago
Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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"Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster"

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Breaking via WeChat:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Reported on X:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Making waves on Messenger:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Just shared via Slack:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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