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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Seen just now on TikTok:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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