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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Just landed via Snapchat:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Making waves on Instagram:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Funny consumption quotes

Funny consumption quotes serve up a delicious mix of humor and insight 🍕😂 Whether you’re munching on snacks or indulging in some retail therapy 🛍️🍩, these witty lines remind us to enjoy life’s little pleasures with a smile 😄✨ Ready to laugh and reflect on our quirky habits? Dive in and savor the fun! 🎉🍔🛒

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50 shares on Reddit this month:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

62 shares on X this month:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Making waves on Slack:

Drive like no one is watching.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Making waves on WeChat:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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