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Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄ has copied:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ has copied:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has shared:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡² has copied:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has copied:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© has shared:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like β€œcheesed to meet you”.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via WeChat:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Making waves on X:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Seen just now on Reddit:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I bought a β€œHow to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Spotted on Instagram:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Going viral on Messenger:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being β€œall talk”. On Twitter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

71 shares on Facebook this month:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

88 shares on Threads this month:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Hot Jokes πŸ’₯

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Fyi, if you like listening to β€œrain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

11 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

β€œI can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has copied:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has copied:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has viewed:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on YouTube:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, β€œHope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Breaking via TikTok:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Shared recently on Telegram:

β€œI’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Shared recently on Facebook:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Trending via Pinterest:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Trending via Facebook:

β€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Trending via Threads:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

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