What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Commentary:
"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Commentary:
"Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it's like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You'll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!"

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁‍♀️💤😂