Funny cord quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it's like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You'll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! 🤣 Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! 💁‍♀️💤😂

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