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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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