Funny cough quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

  Commentary:
  Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the airport ambience: a delightful blend of jet fuel, baggage carousel chaos, and the symphony of coughing passengers 🛫💨🤧 It’s like a live concert where everyone is a soloist with their own soundtrack of germs! 🎶😷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the world of excuses just got a catchy soundtrack! 🤒🎵 Who knew faking it could become a Top 10 hit? Don't miss out on the next single, "Sneezing in Harmony", coming soon! 🎶 #iTunesExclusive

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