Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,311

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Going viral on Twitch:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Making waves on Messenger:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Breaking via X:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Trending via Pinterest:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

13 Funny cover quotes

More funny cover quotes 👇

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

1 month ago

am, application, company, cover, cover letter, embarrassing, humor, i, irony, job, job application, letter, letters, love, love letter, workplace, writing
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

1 month ago

believe, career, childhood, cover, cover letter, dream, dumb, ever, fun, girl, grow, having, humor, i, letter, letters, little, pony, rainbow, ride, sarcasm, space, work
I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

1 month ago

book, cover, evil, face, humor, i, judge, people, stupid, tell

For even more funny cover quotes, hit next 👇

All funny cover quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

74 shares on YouTube this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

35 shares on X this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Live now on LinkedIn:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Spotted on TikTok:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Trending via WeChat:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Live now on Telegram:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Spotted on Reddit:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

13 Funny cover quotes

More funny cover quotes 👇

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

All funny cover quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨