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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Just shared via Slack:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Freshly posted on X:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Spotted on WeChat:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Just shared via Telegram:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Going viral on Snapchat:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Just shared via X:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Live now on Messenger:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Making waves on X:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

Going viral on Reddit:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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