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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

January: the Monday of months.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Going viral on Discord:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Live now on Facebook:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

16 shares on X this month:

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Just landed via X:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Trending via Telegram:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Going viral on X:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Just landed via Reddit:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Blink if you want me!

Shared recently on X:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Going viral on Pinterest:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Breaking via Discord:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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