Commentary:
Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma
33 Funny cry quotes
Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
Commentary:
🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"
Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"
If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
Commentary:
"Remember, nothing says 'unique' quite like making someone cry in a sea of smiles. 😄😭 #StandOut"
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
Commentary:
"When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"
My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
Commentary:
"Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! 📚🎒 I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! 🤣🍎✏️ #TeacherAppreciation"
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"
My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Commentary:
"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin"
Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.
Commentary:
Embracing my inner dork and calling it charisma! 😂✨ #AwkwardAndProud