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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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236 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,505

Funny Quotes Topics

17,570

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15,505

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Making waves on X:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Just shared via WeChat:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Telegram this month:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

81 shares on Twitch this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

44 shares on Slack this month:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

72 shares on Slack this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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236 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,505

Funny Quotes Topics

17,570

Funny Quotes Images

15,505

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,238

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Just shared via Discord:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Spotted on Threads:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Shared recently on Threads:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Making waves on X:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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