Funny darth quotes

• I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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  2 months ago

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• They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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  2 months ago

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• The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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  2 months ago

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• Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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  2 months ago

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