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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Reported on Snapchat:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Breaking via Telegram:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Just shared via Twitch:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Funny Darth quotes bring a twist of dark side humor to your day 🌌😂 Whether you’re a Jedi or Sith fan, these witty lines add a spark of mischief and charm to the galaxy far, far away ✨✨ Perfect for Star Wars lovers who appreciate a good laugh with their lightsaber battles! ⚔️😎 Get ready to chuckle and embrace your inner Darth with these playful gems! 😜🌟

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6 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
6 months ago
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
6 months ago
Share →: Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Commentary:
"Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Going viral on Discord:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Spotted on Reddit:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Just shared via Messenger:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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