17 Funny direction quotes

• Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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  2 months ago

  direction, humor, joke, me, sperm, swimming, wordplay

• I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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  2 months ago

  direction, Earth, going, humor, journey, just, life, optimism, perspective, round, self-reflection, stick, wrong, wrong direction

• How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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  2 months ago

  crisis, cult, direction, existential, existential crisis, humor, i, life, need, recruitment, self-help

• If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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  2 months ago

  alert, blinky, blinky light, direction, drivers, humor, light, lights, little, traffic, turn, vehicle

• If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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  2 months ago

  compass, confusion, direction, humor, i, irony, lost, still

• Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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  3 months ago

  around, bragging, change, direction, humor, irony, life, perspective, self-improvement

• One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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  3 months ago

  being, cars, direction, driving, experience, feature, going, humor, level-up, pedestrian, road, road safety, safety, signal, thing, turn, turn signal

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