Commentary:
I didn’t see this in the Bible study guide, but I’m definitely interested in the director’s cut. 😂📖🐶
54 Funny dogs quotes
I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.
Commentary:
“Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? 🐾 Most of them are just winging it anyways! 🤣 #FreelanceTherapists”
I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.
Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution
Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.
Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"
Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.
Commentary:
"Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"
People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄