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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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