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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Trending via X:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Going viral on Twitch:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Just landed via X:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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86 shares on TikTok this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

28 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Just landed via Discord:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Making waves on Telegram:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Just landed via YouTube:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Spotted on Messenger:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Making waves on Telegram:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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