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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
76 Funny education quotes
A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.
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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.
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Trying to master languages with Duolingo is like learning to swim in a kiddie pool! 🦉💬🏊♀️
Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?
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Just waiting for the day when kids say "LOL" instead of laughing out loud, oh wait… 📚🤷♂️😂
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
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Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚