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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
74 Funny education quotes
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂
Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.
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Studying would be my superpower, but I'd still forget where I put my cape! 📚🤓🦸♂️
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
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When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅
I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.
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When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
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"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”
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"When you can't get hired, at least you've got the license to think about it deeply! 🧠💼😅"
People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”
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"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
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"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"