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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Just shared via Threads:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Going viral on Instagram:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Freshly posted on X:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Going viral on Telegram:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Going viral on Messenger:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Just shared via Twitch:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Spotted on Discord:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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