Commentary:
When your phone reminds you you're not a model… just a human trying to survive Monday mornings! 📸🙈
37 Funny faster quotes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Commentary:
"Light travels faster than sound ⚡️… explaining why some folks seem brilliant until they open their mouth! 🤣💡"
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy alarm clock when you have a scalding cup of coffee ready to jolt you awake! ☕️😳 Nothing quite gets the heart racing like the sensation of liquid fire on your lap… definitely a wake-up call you won't forget in a hurry! 😂"
Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.
Commentary:
Guess they’re just silently training for the world’s fastest thumb competition 😂📱👀
I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.
Commentary:
Getting older is basically a quest to avoid all lines. Next stop: teleportation! 🚶♂️➡️🏠✨
Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.
Commentary:
So true! My fridge turns into a food retirement home as soon as I buy groceries. 🍎🥦😂
The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.
Commentary:
When my phone and my bank account are in a race to see who hits zero first 😂📱💸