Commentary:
"Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"
37 Funny faster quotes
Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.
Commentary:
"Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! 🌟🗣️ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth"
Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! The speed demon has spoken! Enemies at every pace 🚶♂️⚔️ At this rate, the only safe path is to moonwalk on the sidewalk 🌟🕺 #EnemyEverywhere #NeedForSpeed"
When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"
One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
Commentary:
"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"
The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.
Commentary:
"Rent keeps going up faster than my hopes of ever having a work-life balance 🏠💸🕰️ #RentIsTooHighButSoAreMyHopes"
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"
You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
Commentary:
"Life's way of reminding you that adulting is not for the faint of heart! 🏃♂️⏩👨👧👦 Embrace the chaos, because those problems aren't getting any slower!"
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"