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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
144 Funny finance quotes
Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.
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Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.
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Turning coupon clipping into fine art 😉👜
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.
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That moment when I'm both the bank and the broke customer 😅💸🤔
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.
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New month, new me… and my bank account is as empty as my promises to not eat that extra slice of pizza 🍕💸😂
My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.
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Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸