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Funny five-year quotes

Funny five-year quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those hilarious milestones πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just a quirky life moment, these witty gems bring smiles and giggles all around πŸ˜„πŸŽˆ Get ready to laugh out loud and share the joy with friends and family as you mark five fabulous years of memories and fun! πŸŽ‚πŸŽŠ

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Posted on2 months ago

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Posted on2 months ago

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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