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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Reported on Twitch:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Going viral on Slack:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Share →: The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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"Forgiveness can be like a rollercoaster ride 🎢 – the first time with love is all warm and fuzzy, the second with hope is like riding a small bump, but the third time with stupidity… well, you might as well be riding the loop-de-loop! 🤪 Let's hope we all learn our lesson before getting dizzy! 🌀"

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Just shared via X:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Live now on TikTok:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Breaking via Telegram:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Making waves on WeChat:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Making waves on YouTube:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Just landed via Slack:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Just landed via TikTok:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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