Funny funny gift quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

  Commentary:
  🎁🐢 This Christmas, why settle for fleeting joy when you can gift everlasting companionship with a tortoise? 🎄🐢 Sure, it may not fit under the tree, but hey, the gift of a tortoise is a gift that truly keeps on giving… and giving… and giving. 🎁🐢 Who needs diamonds when you can have a shelled friend for life? 😉 #TortoiseLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"

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