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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Making waves on Twitch:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Seen just now on Telegram:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Making waves on X:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Going bananas on TikTok:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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39 shares on Instagram this month:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,651

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Trending via Snapchat:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Making waves on Reddit:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Breaking via Telegram:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Spotted on Reddit:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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