Funny galaxy quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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  Commentary:
  "NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

  Commentary:
  🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles

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