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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Trending via X:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Spotted on TikTok:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Going viral on Slack:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Spotted on Twitch:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Reported on Instagram:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Reported on Pinterest:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Going viral on X:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Going viral on TikTok:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Trending via YouTube:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Spotted on Telegram:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Spotted on Discord:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Going viral on YouTube:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Just landed via WeChat:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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