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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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5 months ago

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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55 shares on Threads this month:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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