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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Thereโ€™s a rhyming Italian expression for saying โ€œtake it or leave itโ€ that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means โ€œeither eat this soup or throw yourself out the windowโ€.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at โ€œmovie night,โ€ who thought youโ€™re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and Iโ€™m actually not allowed to do that.

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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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