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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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