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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
409 Funny health quotes
Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.
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Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.
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Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷♂️🛋️"
I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.
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When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦♂️💭😂
I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.
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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.
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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨
Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.
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Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶♂️
If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.
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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸
Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”
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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨