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Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
409 Funny health quotes
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”
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Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦♂️😂 #SkincareGoals
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.
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When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘♂️📱
People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! 💧🧙♂️😂
“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”
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Ah, the best kind of mental health break: cold air and zero thinking required! 🆒❄️😎
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
Together, I can beat schizophrenia.
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"Teamwork makes the dream work, even if the team is just me and all my personalities! 🤣🧠🤔"
We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”
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I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️