406 funny health quotes - Page 10 - Wordgag

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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