Commentary:
"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"
69 Funny high quotes
Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.
Commentary:
"Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"
I have friends in high places (birds).
Commentary:
"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"
I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.
Commentary:
"I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨👩👧🙈"
The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive meals when you can feast on dreams instead? 💤🍽️ #NapTimeDinnerGoals"
Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?
Commentary:
"Why take the high road when you can ride shotgun with the psychopath? 🤪🛣️ Sometimes the journey is more exciting when you embrace the chaos! 😈🚗"
Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.
Commentary:
"Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.
Commentary:
"Lost in the hardware store haze, on a quest for the elusive hose. The struggle is real, but the laughter is inevitable. 🌿🔧😂 #DIYgonewild"
