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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
69 Funny high quotes
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
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Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱
I think God was high when he made me.
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Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨
Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.
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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
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Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?
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Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.
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"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮💨 #Bra-dventures"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
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"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"