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And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦♂️🔄📜
77 Funny history quotes
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.
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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
I’m sick of living through history!
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"Same here! Can we just skip to the part where we win a lifetime supply of vacation days? 😅🏖️📜"
Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.
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"Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"
If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.
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Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖
My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.
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Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.
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"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.
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"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"
My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.
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Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels