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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧
77 Funny history quotes
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
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Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?
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Sure, I'll just Venmo him my therapy bill as a tip 😂📱💼
When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
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"Rest in peace, word warrior—master of mundane meanings! 📝🤣🔍"
First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
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Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️
Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.
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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.
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Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp
Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.
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I can barely build a sandwich in a day, so I'm skeptical 🍕⏳🏛️
First World War. Kind of nervous.
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I hope they had a solid WiFi signal in the trenches to Google "how to win a war" 📡🔍💣