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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Just shared via YouTube:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Live now on Snapchat:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Spotted on Messenger:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Trending via Pinterest:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Making waves on TikTok:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Spotted on Snapchat:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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68 shares on Threads this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,717

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Trending via Twitch:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Trending via X:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Breaking via Facebook:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Just shared via X:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Making waves on Twitch:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Going viral on Facebook:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Going viral on X:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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