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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Hit my coworker with β€œyou’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Reported on X:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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