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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
95 Funny human quotes
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.
Commentary:
Looks like humans are bringing the average down, one failed CAPTCHA at a time! 🤖🔄🧠
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
Commentary:
Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
Commentary:
Maybe that's why butterflies always seem so fluttery—it’s the humans giving them jitters! 🦋😆❤️
I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to develop my inner purring skills to get some smiles 😂🐾
Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?
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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.
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Trying to be anti-AI now is like trying to convince zombies you're not for dinner 🧟♂️🤖🍽️
AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.
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😂😆 "Guess that's one upgrade AI programmers aren't rushing to install! #UnmatchedHumanTalent"
If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.
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Wow, I've never been to an art gallery and a conference at the same time! 🎨🤭✨