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  23 hours ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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