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When you put your faith in the wisdom of the ancient Reddit scrolls, who needs AI? 😂📜🤖
5670 Funny i quotes
Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.
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Relatable vibes: It's like we're part of a secret battle royale but for avocados and toilet paper 🥑🧻😄
I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.
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Balancing my hobbies like a pro: today I watched a movie about a book that was about nothing 📚🎬😅
And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.
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Surviving a pandemic just to botch a cake recipe—where do I collect my adulting trophy? 🏆🍰🙈
I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.
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When they ask me about my skills, I just tell them I’m fluent in sarcasm and can nap with unmatched diligence 😂💼 #HiredYet?
You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.
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Sounds like my brain deserves a refund for all those extra processing fees 😂🤔💭
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?
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Why stop at glasses? Let’s just turn my car into a giant pair of binoculars! 🤓🚗🔍
The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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Who knew that slowing down could be the fast track to happiness? 🚶♂️🍃🚫⏰
I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
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Me returning to skipped questions like I'm in a disguise 🤔🕵️♂️ #JustChecking