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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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β€œThere’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Just landed via TikTok:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Going viral on Messenger:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Breaking via Reddit:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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My so-called β€œfriends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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β€œWhat fresh hell is this?β€œ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Going viral on Instagram:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Breaking via Telegram:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Just landed via Instagram:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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