Funny impulsiveness quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "With my track record, I'd need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬"

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