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Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Seen just now on X:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Just shared via YouTube:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Going bananas on Instagram:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

11 shares on Slack this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

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17,571

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Trending via Threads:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Trending via Pinterest:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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