Funny insist quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"

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