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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Just shared via TikTok:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Going viral on Messenger:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Trending via YouTube:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Funny insist quotes

Funny insist quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just can’t let go 😂✨ Whether you’re playfully stubborn or proudly persistent, these witty lines add a sprinkle of laughter to every argument or debate 🤪💬 Get ready to embrace the power of insistence with a smile and maybe a cheeky wink 😉🔥 Perfect for sharing with friends who know how to keep the fun alive!

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94 shares on Twitch this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

39 shares on Slack this month:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

61 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

65 shares on X this month:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Trending via TikTok:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Spotted on Twitch:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Seen just now on Discord:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Spotted on TikTok:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Just shared via Reddit:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Trending via Slack:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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